Tuesday, 17 June 2008

The voices in my head

That right....this email is going to be a quick rant about the voices in my head.  I wish I could say I really suffered from some form of medical backed insanity - but this is just my conscience talking to me.  HOWEVER, that sucker is REALLY LOUD!!!!

This morning at 1:00 it was saying things like "get up and turn off the a/c" and "shouldn't you be packing?"  Well, I DID get up and turn off the a/c...and went back to bed.  However, after an hour of hearing "you should be packing...do your dishes...what if you don't get your keys in time???" playing on the eight track (oh yeah, I can reference out dated but continous looping technology) that is my brain I was up.

Yup, 2:00AM saw me doing the dishes, much to the delight of my cat.  Apparently she couldn't sleep either - she's been really weird for the last week or so.  After doing the dishes I started packing, when I ran out of packing material I started shreading - luckily I'd closed the bedroom door so NewGuy didn't get to wake up to the sound of grinding metal teeth.  I moved plants to the middle of the room, packed boxes to the edges...oh yeah, that's progress baby!  It looks better and hopefully will motivate me to finish the job.

And, after much consideration (basing those thoughts on LAST years July move) and many offers, I've booked a moving service to move me.  For three men for four hours it'll cost me roughly $50 more than moving myself last year.  After this year's gas hike, I'm probably coming out ahead.  So, I've scheduled to have them come (and me take the day off) on Monday the 23rd.

HOWEVER, yesterday there was a small, tiny, little, insignificant issue with my paperwork.  I had to drive into town (20 minutes away) and sign two papers, one notary and take a thumb print, all of which I did LAST Tuesday and drive back home; THIS was holding up my loan being funded...wanna take a guess at what was wrong?
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Time's Up!
Apparently when the docs were emailed from my loan company to my escrow service the FHA documents became shrunk in size.

I read each and every document....it could've only been 80% smaller, tops...I should look. 

ANYWAY...FHA WOULDN'T take their documents in that shriveled state and were refusing to process the loan until I came in and signed a full size copy.

Oh yeah...that was it...can you believe it?  I said, foolishly, "couldn't they have just zapped 'em bigger in the Xerox?"  Oh, that would be too easy.  I guess they could say that if the docs were shrunk I could claim, later, that I didn't understand because I could see/didn't read said tiny document...WHATEVER!  Stupid loan funders.

OK, so that leaves my paperwork hand-delivered today to the loan company, HOPEFULLY it will be funded today, which means the property can be filed today/tomorrow and I get keys TOMORROW!!!! What's probably going to happen is that I won't get the keys until next Tuesday...I can't take off Tues-Fri of next week.  *SIGH*

OK...done with this rant.

*slink*

Posted by thecreepygirl at 3:32 PM PDT

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